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TOOLS OF MUCH USEFULNESS: WINDPROOF LIGHTER title underline

Handheld blast furnace
WINDPROOF LIGHTER:
This baby will light your chosen tobacco treat in a tree-bending gale. It does it with a strangely enjoyable mini-afterburner noise, too, and feels solid enough to stop a bullet. Definitely one for the bullet-intercepting acrobats then.

Gimme one of these over a well-known petrol-fuelled alternative any day of the week.*

*Except Tuesdays, 'cos I'm out doing things.
  • L58mm x W36mm x D13mm.
  • Windproof TurboJet® flame
  • Refillable
  • Adjustable flame
  • Durable alloy body
  • Makes eyebrows go 'woof' in the wrong hands (funny place to have eyebrows)

WITH THIS I...
Listened to the teeny roar from the nozzle and dreamt of developing a fleet of miniature propelled aircraft for overweight spiders who have relatives in the Algarve.
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