I had a T-shirt once.
Actually I've had T-shirts more than once, but this particular T-shirt was unique. It achieved fame in the BubbleWorldTM of my life 'cos it was amazing quality: The cut, the fabric, the design (a matter of preference I suppose) but most important: the sheer durability.
I did everything
in this T-shirt. (No, not that, I've got diving flippers and a stetson for that). I played squash, did kickboxing, went running, ate cattle...but not even the clumsy over-treatment of my bike leathers and the fantastic mind-bending speeds we jointly achieved (well within the highway code, your Honour) could fade the material, erode the printed design or stretch the collar (my pet hate of some 'quality' branded T-shirts) in over 7 years of use.
I conclude: this is THE T-shirt.
In a borstal of T-shirts, this T was The Daddy.
Any T that dared to challenge it would be viciously educated with some snooker balls in a sock.
This is the quality T-shirts should be, not those famous branded wannabees that struggle through 4 machine washes before the neck is as big as the waist.
And so this is Madjester - Durable clothing for your dark side.
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