ENSURING ALL YOUR PRIVATES STAY THAT WAY.

So you don't have to worry about missing any discretely-positioned tick boxes which default to bombarding you with junk email, or distributing your details elsewhere.

This is because I am too thick to do fancy database stuff and tip-top secret login accounts. I've seen people that can, though. They get driven around in huuuuge cars and have a cigar in one hand, brandy in the other, and a harem of catwalk models giggling and drinking champagne on the backseat.